Wednesday, April 18, 2012

The Moxie Pod, Episode 7: What are Little Girls Made of?

Well, you simply can't walk down a corridor on this ship without running into yourself. And I'd bet my money that what you've run into is an evil twin. Why just this week there was an almost perfect android replica of the captain. In space, evil twins are as numerous as the stars (which, technically, makes them something other than evil twins but I'll leave that one to the philosophers and scientists!)

Anyhoo, What is an evil twin and how do you spot them? Well, here's yours truly laying down the truth on twins of the evil variety.

Where is my head? I did leave out one important way to recognize an evil twin: Evil British accent. Other accents are, of course, possible, but an evil British one is always a dead give away.

Now, it's very important that you keep up on all current information concerning the identification of evil twins. Here's a little article you should read called "How to Spot Your Evil Twin". If you like that, you should rush out and by this little booky: Everything Explained Through Flowcharts by Doogie Horner. The book explains everything, including the Klingon Afterlife--no kidding.

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